My dear husband, who shall remain nameless has a slight problem.
Now, honestly, if this is the only thing he ever really gets in a froth over during the course of our marriage, I think we're doing pretty well.
Anyway, the problem is that he is completely and utter irrational when we start getting low on q-tips.
When our old roommate moved out, my husband said something to the effect of "Good, now we won't have to support his q-tip habit anymore."
Mind you, we have to buy q-tips about three times a year, no matter how many people live with us.
Then, the next time we ran out of q-tips my husband came at me. "HOW many q-tips do you use in a day? Because you only need one, two at the very most. I mean, are you using them to put on makeup? What's going on here?"
Yesterday, we had a few q-tips left. Less than 10, but more than one.
And I got this rant about my sister in law (who is currently living with us):
"We had a ton of q-tips when she moved in. She's eating us out of house and home and using up all of our q-tips."
I confronted my husband regarding his rage over q-tip usage this afternoon.
I don't think he believes me.
I shall chronicle the next rant as it happens.