people who hate John Mayer
Ok, yes, I'll admit it. He is evil. And bland. But evil is bland.
Anyway, he's a bland evil genius. Or a evil bland genius.
And I'm so glad he's not dating Jessica Simpson.
HIs songs that have become famous are completely insidious. Sneak into your brain and you'll find yourself humming the chorus without knowing what's going on.
And he does have talent. He manages to make really interesting stuff bland and palatable to the masses.
That said, I have all of his albums.
Sigh.
posted by misanthropster @ 9:43 PM
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Uch, I could get behind your love of Dr. Phil, but this time you've taken it too far! Sorry, I love you, girl, but John Mayer GRATES. Plus he's uber-fug. Like "Night of the Living Dead" fug.
The only person in "popular" pop/rock who grates worse is that horrible, whiny guy from Maroon 5 with the super-close together eyes and nails-on-the-chalkboard caterwauling.
I wish someone, just once, would call me an evil genius. I'm not bland enough, I guess.
F'real. I can't stand John Mayer. So muc, in fact, I want to run through the halls of my high school and scream it at the top of my lungs...
The first step is admitting you have a problem.
P.S. I think he's A-OK...I mean, I don't wet my panties or anything, but sometimes I get kinda sentimental...and this is not an easy thing to do...cuz I have a Very Bad Memory.
Karen,
The guy from Maroon 5 is annoying as hell. I'm right there with you on that one.
Mist1,
Sometimes evil genius is latent. I'm sure yours will surface.
Fred,
Weren't you the person that I had the longass conversation with about Lionel Richie being Satan. I submit to you John Mayer as an alternate.
Lee,
I certainly don't find J.M. attractive. Ugh. But I am forced to listen to most of his catalog every day at work, and I have to say, he's really not bad.
Shit. John Mayer really IS satan.
John Mayer isn't the antichrist.
When reached at his home in Beverly Hills for comment, Lionel Richie (Satan) said, "No, he's not my boy. But I love him like a son."
...Wait, nevermind. That was Ozzy.
See, and I think it's just that kind of attitude that does actually make J.M. the antichrist.
He's so very very bland, that nobody would notice that he's taken over the world.
Whereas post-Commodores Lionel Richie is actively offensive.
I just want to be Mist? Does that make me the Anti-Christ? I'll take evil genius. I'd be happy with popcorn, really.
One of my students tried to convince me that John Mayer had developed a "new sound."
I pointed out that he only married the sound of '90's whiny lesbian folk music to the lyrics of every '80's eurofag group.
In other words, Simple Minds as sung by the Indigo Girls.
again, really harsh!
c'mon, he's more palatable than... Ludacris.
who I also like... :)
one of these days I'll post about my deep love for the Spice Girls.
Ummm....you all are mistaken. Tom Cruise is the antichrist.
Duh.
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