Misanthropster: An Army of One

Those I revile today are...

04 September, 2008

People who drop furniture out their windows

Ok, so people in my neighborhood are constantly throwing shit out of their windows into our "yard" area by our apartment, and it's fricken nasty. Chicken bones, used tampons, pizza crusts, limes, syringes, in one case, dog (I hope it was dog) shit, etc.

I'm still disgusted by it, but I'm not surprised by it any longer, and I have come to expect it to happen.

Yesterday morning, I woke up at 6 a.m. to the sound of crashing outside my bedroom window. I got out of bed to see what was going on, and some dipshit upstairs was throwing dresser drawers out of their window.

Shortly followed by the dresser itself.

I went to the bathroom, and came back in time to see the headboard and the footboard to their bed come flying down.

What the FUCK?

I know how big the windows in their apartment are, and they had to have removed the window from its frame in order to do this. So they got up at 4 a.m. to remove the window, which probably took a while, because these things are fucking SOLID. Then they commenced throwing their furniture out.

But really, FURNITURE?

at 6 a.m.?

Anyway, the following conversation ensued between myself and my landlord:

Me: So my upstairs neighbors were throwing their entire bedroom suite out their window at 6 a.m. today.

Landlord: Why were they doing that?

Me: I don't know. Why are you asking me?