People who write checks in the express lane at the grocery store
Yes, this means you. If you're in the goddamn 10 items or less lane at Wal-Mart and there are 30 people in line behind you, break out the goddamn check card for god's sake and don't waste my, and 30 OTHER people's time writing a check.
Especially those who write checks very slowly. And take ten years to sign the check because their signature is a work of art that they've been perfecting since the fourth grade and someday they might be famous and somebody will sell one of their beautifully signed checks for $10,000,000 at Sotheby's.
For fuck's sake.
posted by misanthropster @ 8:02 PM
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*snort*
Tell us how you really feel.
And the checks are always from the first national bank of Managua or some rinky dink, maybe-it-doesn't-exist credit union.
While we're on the topic, do you think that prostitutes have a credit union? Shouldn't they?
Misanthropster's husband
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